Saturday, June 5, 2010
Miley Cyrus Cameltoe Pictures
Miley Cyrus continued to express herself as an artist yesterday by wearing a puke green jumpsuit and sporting some serious cameltoe.
The soon to be 18-year-old singer put on quite a show at West Valencia School For The Deaf, gyrating her hips and furiously humping the air throughout her 2 hour performance.
The climax of the show was reached when Miley broke into her new single “Finish On My Face” and proceeded to thrust her cameltoe with wild abandon towards the audience. Needless to say it was quite a show.
Check out the pictures of Miley Cyrus’ cameltoe packed performance below.
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Kristen Stewart Down Blouse Cleavage Pictures
I’ve always seen Kristen Stewart as an asexual pale blob who did not require a burka because she lacked any sex appeal. That is why I was shocked and greatly disturbed when I saw these down blouse pictures of Kristen Stewart shamelessly flaunting her cleavage.
If Kristen Stewart is going to run around bent over showing her tits to the world, I demand she be forced into a burka immediately. I know Kristen is desperate to draw attention to her little satanic vampire movie, but she is crossing a line by whoring her bosom out like this.
See for yourself Kristen Stewart shameless act of depravity as she bends over to display her fleshy white chesticles in the pictures below.
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Jessica Simpson Is Totally Not Fat
Breaking News! Jessica Simpson is totally not fat!
Jessica Simpson (the enormous dark blue blob in the picture above) appeared at the launch party for Dove’s new line of chocolates yesterday. Representatives for Dove were confused at first considering this was a corporate event and Jessica Simpson was not invited. An event spokesperson had this to say,
“She just sort of showed up. We felt bad because she was all dressed up, so we let her stay. She was very enthused about the chocolate.”
In fact Jessica Simpson was so enthused that she single-handedly finished off the numerous samples which were supposed to be for investors and the press. Someone then broke into Dove’s warehouse next door and stole the first national shipment of chocolate, setting back Dove’s planned market release date over a month.
A lot of people have been fingering Jessica for the crime, because they say she is “overweight”. However, I find that racist and extremely offensive. Jessica Simpson is not fat! Sure her body looks like the Michelin Man’s… and her double chin looks like it is about to give to a triplet… and her arms are flabby and they undulate when she moves them… wait were was I going with this?
Miley Cyrus Tiny Red Bikini Pics
Disgusting! Miley Cyrus, the shameless tart that she is, went to a beach in a tiny red bikini.
Miley thinks that because she is famous she can just run around naked like this in direct violation of Sharia law? I say no!
The Qur’an is very clear with what must be done to wanton Jezebels like Miley Cyrus who get their kicks by peddling flesh to pure minded men like myself. Miley must be tied to a stoop in the town square and lashed with a whip made of braided goat hair.
I expect the elder males of the Cyrus clan to carry out this punishment with great haste less I be forced to issue a Fatwa against them and Miley.
See for yourself the damning photographic evidence below of Miley Cyrus flaunting her body in a tiny bikini.
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Megan Fox Tries To Save Career With Bikini Pics
After being fired from the Transformers franchise and realizing she has no discernible acting talent, Megan Fox took to the beach in a series of tiny bikinis to try to save her career.
This move by Megan Fox to show more skin is a step in the right direction. “Actresses” like Megan Fox, who couldn’t act their way out of a paper bag, need to realize that in order to have a future in show biz they must sell their body to the masses, and progressively show more and more skin as their list of terrible movies pile up.
Megan Fox is showing she understands this, and for all our sakes lets hope she does because the last thing we need is another Jessica Alba on our hands.
Jessica Alba was famously prude in her hotness prime, and refused to do any sort of roles in which she could not wear her mom jeans and a turtle neck. Then her hotness was ruined by marrying some douche and having a kid. Now she is doing sexier roles, but no one cares.
I feared Megan Fox would go the same route considering she already had the douche boyfriend, but these staged pics of her in a bikini gives me hope. If she is smart we will be seeing boobies within a year and full front within the next 3 years.
Until then enjoy these pics of Megan Fox in her bikini.
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